B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 16, 2023

It’s not the size that matters.

Back then they had ‘real’ marsh mellos.

You’re right. Combustion is really natural chemistry. And cooking by transferring heat is really natural physics.

People like their marshmallows roasted in different ways. Some people like to have theirs catch on fire and get nicely charred. Maybe if he can just figure out how to keep it from falling to the ground …

High tech sticks?

The fire on the left is what’s called a “white man’s fire”.

I’m wearing my “Technology is wasted on me.” T-shirt as I walk around with my Jitterbug phone.

He invented the first bun warmer!

Try, try, try again and he’ll have a marshmallow bonfire. Yip yip yip yip yip

The start of the first human caused wildfire???

“Hey, look! I got this flaming marshmallow on my hands. I’m a Wizard, Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Is this why women got the cooking chore added to their list?

Hey, he made a rock catch fire! That’s progress!

Takes practice…..

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that that view makes Clumsy Carp’s head look like Jane with glasses?

If you hadn’t thrown/dropped that marshmallow on the ground – I would have eaten it. Marshmallows on fire! Yum!!

Next time try using those glasses to start the fire

Grogmellows!

Dry wood always beats a dung fire.

S’mores the pity.

That’s our Clumsy Carp.