Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 15, 2023

Nope nothing you’re a goner.

Might as well celebrate with some donuts.

Standard overweight comeback! The only way to truly lose weight if self-desire!One time lost 20 pounds I will never stop at that betting house again attempting to double my score

The best way to lose weight is to go to the non-gravity part of the space station. To lose mass however, that requires work.

Just leave your body to mad science.

Yep, it’s terminal.

Give him a killbot, too. That way he and Winky can exercise together.

Weight loss pills? They used to be really popular…..fatal but popular.

When I was Cliff’s age, I was reffing soccer and looking much better. My heart was in great shape, too. Now, I look like him though now I’m 73. Although, I could stand to lose a bunch of poundage. Like Cliff, that sounds like too much work. Are you sure there’s no pill?

With the latest push from the medical industry drugs and surgery are being hailed as the answer for the “obesity crisis” they concocted. Happy trails!

Don’t worry Cliff! Dr? Mel has an operation , he always wanted to try. It will fix all your problems.

Ironically the cause is nothing

It appears Cliff follows the old axiom, “to thine own self be true”.

Doing nothing is how he got in that shape.

You had to run test to see that?

Cliff is to the R.U. Sirius what Wally is to the office. Rickard’s answer to Adam’s lazy lout.