The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 17, 2023

Not love ballads

Emo no doubt!

Like “oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh”? ☺

Anu: If it makes you feel any better, I’ve got things I’m embarrassed about, too.

Raj: Really? Will you tell me one?

Anu: Okay. Um, ugh. I hate telling people this. I don’t like music.

Raj: What kind of music?

Anu: Just… all of it. It sort of seems like a waste of time.

Raj: Even Beyonce?

Anu: See, this is why I don’t tell people.

Raj: No. Um, it’s fine. It’s just, have you heard “Single Ladies”?

Anu: Yeah, and I don’t get it. I mean, the lyrics are “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.”

Raj: You have to sing it in the voice of a goddess. Like: Oh, wa-ah, oh Wa-ah, oh Oh, oh, oh Wa-ah, oh. (laughs)

Anu: My point is, we both have our little eccentricities.

Raj: Little eccentricities? One is a deep-seated psychological disturbance, and the other can be solved by half a glass of Chardonnay…

Heavy metal maybe.

No, Kafka would rule Twitter.