Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 14, 2023

Chateaubrontosourus?

Filet Cro-magnon

When I came in, I just wanted a brontoburger!

Yeah, I think he caved on his original meal

Would you like fries with that??

Just once, I’d like to hear a waiter say “not a good choice, sir”.

Of all the delicious dinosaurs, Triceratops ’em all.

I guess vegans would have to have the Mega-Megaflora feast for two.

I’d like a Trex Tbone please

Of course. We’d also like three large hollow trees stumps of dipping sauces, please. And a lot of extra large leaves for cleaning up. (Or whatever they would be using for napkins.)

What wine would you pair with mammoth?

Yes and we’re going to need a barrel of Ranch Dressing.

the original Hard Rock Cafe.

We have the meats.

A fancy establishment. The gentleman customer is wearing his finest…whatever creature came in that pattern.

No salad, thank you, we’re meat and potatoes folk…

The origin of McDonalds

What’s wrong with the waiters mouth?

“Sounds great — but we’re going to need a lot of takeout containers for the leftovers.”