Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 22, 2023

can i have those if he doesn’t want them?

Ralph want’s a bag of nuts.

AIR-RAGE!!!!!

They tried offering helicopter chocolates, but they didn’t take off.

They could be hollow – air plane chocolates

Do they now screen for this? Passengers should not be allowed to bring their own. They should only have plane chocolates.

I assume that’s a no then.

So, yes and no. The plane contains enough nuts already.

Awww, nuts!! No nuts!

That got Ralph’s attention….over here Miss….

Because of passengers’ allergies, they take-off the nuts from the chocolate before every flight.

Only nuts get on planes. The nuts in Spain fall mainly on the plane!

Mr. Peanut is on the No Fly List … BYOP …!

Of course each plane may contain some nuts I suppose

Ralph’s comment should have an exclamation point rather than a question. No nuts…

They contain planes…

What corporations use to slyly shave off the net weight.