Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 28, 2023

i guess there is an app for that!

Why work up a sweat when you can follow your instincts digitally? Besides, have you ever tasted a real mouse?

This is the age of the cat video!

Yes, do something, or Chazz is going to say, Who moved my cheese?

Angry Dogs?

Too many people spend too much time doing something similar to this – when they could be doing the real thing.

I had a black tuxedo cat, Beany, who loved to play on my iPad! It was hysterical to watch! Tigger, however, couldn’t care less! He just blinks and walks away! Like he’s saying, “Seriously?”.☺️☺️☺️☺️

Cats aren’t mousers unless mama kitty teaches the kittens to hunt mice.

In my neighborhood you don’t see mice, you see rats. I saw a crow eating a dead one on Sunday. I saw one go done his rathole before my German Shepherd saw him this morning.

I have an Oculus VR headset. You can buy a “Job Simulator” game where you work in an office cubicle. If that gets to be too much, they also sell a “Vacation Simulator.” I kid you not.

You know there was an breed of dog that caught mice and rats. If it bothers you that much, Poochie…

Like when Bart wanted to play a yard work simulator after declining to do yard work at home for Marge.