Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 29, 2023

How else?

You are probably right, Poncho. Off camera.

Now that is a show I would watch!

I wager 1000 Quatlous on the newcomer!!

That’s what happens when the cameras aren’t rolling.

that’s something I would come up with. ;)

“Welcome our new host: GORDON RAMSAY!”

It’s sad when there’s no violence, stupidity, meanness, sarcastic, it’s not interesting!

What does this say about our society?

Actions speak louder than words…..128 mass shootings in America, and it’s only March

Because other countries are more civilized than this one.

Eat your heart out Chef Ramsey!

I used to watch Chopped until so many people came on trying to get points for sob stories, all teary-eyed about how they were there competing in remembrance of their long-gone great aunt twice removed who once taught them to make [insert nationality] cookies and they just know their auntie is looking down on them smiling as they cook and they [sob] are there to honor her memory and their heritage and make her proud.

It’s all in good fun until someone gets their buns burned. :)

This is the difference between British shows and American shows.

The “Spatula of Death” vs. The “Rolling Pin of Destiny”

British baking show: “This is a delightful tart you’ve baked. So delicious. Bit soggy on the bottom though.”

American baking show: “You have 20 minutes to bake peace in the Middle East. We’ve replaced all your pans with raccoons. Go, maggots!”

I wager 200 Quatloos on Hand-mixer man!