Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 23, 2023

oh … guess we’re relatives then!

20 years ago, I did have abs. But now they’re buried under two decades of English breakfasts and French five course lunches…

I do have washboard abs. I just have a bunch of clothes on my washboard.

Consider what you have as one, big ab.

But Walt, why exactly would you need an Anti-lock Braking System?!

I used to exercise like a fiend. Was about 12% bodyfat. No abs. My goal was to find out how low my bodyfat had to get before I had abs. Never made it.

Now Walter is ABSolutely certain he will never have abs.

There a 6-packs and then there are 6-packs and they don’t seem to be compatible.

I did a DNA test and it came back negative.

I had a druggie friend who took a DNA test. It came back “LSDNA”…

(¬_¬)

Neither will most men of my acquaintance.

Instead of a six-pack, I have a pony keg.

My DNA test came back all question marks…

Then tune in to Ab Fab, Walt.

It was a long time before I had a vehicle with an Anti-lock Brake System.

I have a 12 pack, in the frig.