Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 10, 2023

It depends. How fast and for how long? And what’s your pulse?

Monday, Monday, can’t trust that day.

It’s a Monday – sure nothing good comes out of it

Just moon Monday. Hitch up your drawers, and carry on as usual.

Only if you succeed.

Fatso – get a job that does not work on Monday. Complain about life. Grave will take care of that.

What about jumping to conclusions?

No matter how far you run, there you are.

Retired, I mst ask. What is this Monday you speak of? My week has Saturdays 1 thru 6 and Sunday.

It’s just another day…says the retired guy.

I’m also retired. I still dislike Mondays out of habit but the feeling is easier to ignore now.

From the looks of you in this ‘toon, Aunty, you’re going to knock yourself unconscious way before you get your pulse rate up.

Roses are red

Mondays are bad

I suck at poetry

You’d have better luck sleeping it off, have another get out of bed failure.

There is something good to be said about Mondays, it makes you appreciate the other days so much more.

(Tell me why)I don’t like Mondays(Tell me why)I don’t likeI don’t like(Tell me why)I don’t like Mondays(Tell me why)I don’t likeI don’t like(Tell me why)I don’t like Mondays(Tell me why)I don’t like MondaysI wanna shoot the whole day downboontime rats

YES!!!!!

I work as a custodian at an elementary school – I am off this week!

Yes, if you actually run.

No, if all it means is that you’re hiding under the bed sheets.