Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 26, 2023

and people there are there because they were already a bad influence on the public

Shades of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

I’m a bad influence on the staff. We trade stories. I cause giggle fits.

If Auntie Acid was any kind of patient she would be an imp-patient. My favourite comic character Calvin would be a little imp patient.

Too squirrely!

I figure that if they haven’t locked me up by now, they’re not going to.

And they’re coming to take me away, ha, ha, to the happy home with flowers and trees and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes…..

You won’t be a negative influence on the other patients if you’re in isolation Auntie…best be careful.

Yeah Aunty – you’re not all you’re cracked up to be.

At first glance I read this as WHITEHOUSE.

If I wasn’t crazy, I’d go insane.

I guess everyone needs something to be proud of.

OK, Aunty McMurphy… ☺

Uhh, I don’t think you can say nuthouse anymore.

They will never lock me up. As soon as I figure out how to open one of these doors, I’ll be on my way.