Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 16, 2023

YES!!

Don’t look at me, I certainly don’t have it.

Can’t steal something you never had.

We have the same thief.

aren’t we all

“I’ve gone derailed. Sorry, if I don’t seem the feisty dame I used to be. I ‘ve lost my loco motivation!”

What would be the motive for stealing motivation? If the thief had to steal motivation because he had no motive himself, would it be a motiveless crime?

Fat and booze will both do that.

It’s easier to play the part of the victim than to be proactive.

It’s like I say “my get up and go never arrived!”

That’s what coffee’s for.

I’m not lazy: I am “alternatively organized”…

Go back to bed, Aunty, you’ll feel better later.

Needs mo’ tive (and maybe some cowbell ☺)

Mine’s been missing for some time too, it finally showed up at tax time.

My “get up and go done got up and went!”