Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 14, 2023

those could work as air bags

We already knew that, Aunty.

Uh huh. Many of us have the same problem.

If you’re in a hurry, do you haul class?

In Cockney rhyming slang, a lot of a$$ is referred to as “a lot of bottle”. That is short for “bottle and glass”.

So, don’t be a class!

Has Aunty Ass-id been on the grass alas. Grass stains on her class. Massive is her brass alas that no one can surpass. What a fulsome lass … alas.

Take away CL and add G. It fits Aunty. You get the hint.

I think Sir mix-a-lot had a song about Aunty. ;-}

Perhaps it is better to have too much class minus the cl than to be a class minus the cl.

Aunty just put out her own Booty Call!

Just remember when someone tell you, “Kiss my class.” Tell them, “You’ll have to be more specific. You look like all class to me.”

Well…kiss my “CLass”!

Well we do have to give props to Aunty on one account, she never does ask if a dress makes her cl-ASS look big. She already knows the answer.

And yes, those sweatpants do make your class look huge.

Classy, Aunty!

There’s a full moon every night, ‘round Aunty’s house… Ѡ

Well having a lot a class is in vogue, thanks to the Kard-ass-ians.

And this is something you choose to brag about, Aunty . . . ?