Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 22, 1996

Transcript:

Man: Don't stare at the face. Don't gawk at the body. Don't look disappointed. Don't appear relieved. Man and Cathy: Don't act nervous. Don't be aloof. Don't fidget. Don't sweat. Don't giggle. Don't twitch. Don't babble. Don't clutch. DOn't look at anything or do anything or seem any way at all. Saleswoman: It isn't a blind date. It's a blank date!