Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 24, 2023

The eggs on the other hand…

Must be one of her songs?

Omelet that bad pun slide. But don’t do it again.

Is that off her ‘Hatchin’ the Hits’ album?

She’s still Henni from the block.

Doves? Chickens? Just what the heck is going on in here?

fowl humor

That hen needs a bigger butt to be like j-lo

I would prefer a Tailored Swift.

I looked up the word "disparity, and it was defined as the difference between what PeaceWouldBeNice calls themself, the sputum they print.

And her husband Ben Afflock.

Dove/Love…

Reminds me of the “Square Pegs” Christmas episode where Johnny Slash draws Jennifer DeNucio’s name in the gift exchange but the cursive made the J look like and F and he spent the rest of the episode calling her “Fennifer”.

Eggs are eggspensive.