In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 01, 2023

When hunting, always make sure you are with people who cannot run as fast as you.

If it’s not in season and if you don’t have a license for it (and/or if you can’t identify what it is), don’t shoot at it.

Guns don’t kill people…Pteranodons kill…oh, never mind.

Who knew?

Hah, they’re pterrified!

Could make for a nice steak dinner though

Mr. Zaehringer’s depth of knowledge about hunting and guns is noticeable in the way he’s drawn the guns as scoped rifles. Bird hunters use shotguns. Un-scoped.

That was a pterrible idea.

Okay. So which one is Dick Cheney?

Ptero-duck-tyls?

I see that the Retriever dog was smart enough to have already exited the scene.

Preda’pter’ meets prey.

“Pterosaurus mongo” is particularly dangerous in that way.

Yeah, it only p!ssed it off.