Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for March 19, 2023

Ewww!

I like guys who aren’t delusional about themselves.

XYZ!

When they look at me I think they’re just checking to see if I’m still breathing

LOL!

2 stages of male senility:

1) Forgetting to zip up.

2) Forgetting to zip down.

I was at Costco once admiring a young woman when I dropped something. I stooped to get it, and she came running over to help the old man get up.

Got that right

You’ve got more life in you than I do. When some old guy gives me “that look”, I feel like I am being invited to run a marathon and the idea of running makes me sick.

hey, at least you’re w/it enough to remember to do that!

Here in Canada, we have the winter winds to notify you when your fly is down.

It’s especially embarrassing when the fly is down and there’s nothing to see.

Simple solution-keep your knees together.

http://mistupid.com/jokes/page099.htm

Check the zipper, too. :~)