Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 19, 2023

His lucky "jean"ius slacks may help.

When your time comes, uncombed sir

Be there or be…mmm…,see?, square

For this you need an MC, but he should also be a square.

just like in baseball, poor Albert was always the last to get picked

Come on … You think you’re such an Einstein … show us what you know

The last guy ended up with E=MCHammer.

Due to flu and foul trouble, I got into a Varsity HS basketball game late (I was career JV). With about 5 seconds to go, down one, I grabbed a loose ball. I dribbled open and flung up a 12 foot jumper. My main asset WAS my jumper. I was our team’s LAST CHANCE! I got nothing but net! Unfortunately, it was the net UNDER the rim not THRU the basket. :( :(

“write what you know” (BB is gibberish)

It’s all relative so use a lot of doodles. Make them prove you wrong.

Einstein married his cousin, who had large breasts.

He had his theory of relative titty.

Maybe, maybe not….

“Put me in coach, I’m ready to play…”

Albert a million dollars he solves it.

E=D+1

Einstein evolved that term…

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