WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 31, 2023

Special at what. Being idiots.

Forces, not farces.

Juggler distracts, stilt walker carries the accordion player across the minefield, and the accordion player plays until they run away screaming.

They’re all good additions to our troops – since diversity is the most important thing in fighting war.

Yes, aren’t they just “special”?

They needed more boots on the ground, not stilts.

Since we started teaching “woke awareness” to the troops, can this be far off?

If “M.A.S.H.” had not been cancelled at the right time.

While there (were) Special Services in the military during wartime to entertain troops, their contribution to the effort was minimal to say the least and was well behind the lines.

The USO always building the morale of the troops, God Bless, Bob Hope…

Just keeping the troops’ spirits up….

No, that would be Special Services.

I see the mine detectors have arrive.