Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 02, 1997
March 01, 1997
March 03, 1997
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Spring fashion is here! Cathy: Where? Saleswoman: There! Cathy: Where? Saleswoman: Welcome to spring "97 and the lightest, breeziest look yet! Cathy: I don't see anything. Saleswoman: Precisely! It's transparent! A whole line of floaty, fluttery, completely transparent clothes! Etheral, ultra-sheer gauze pants..drapey, diaphanous chiffon blouses...vapor-thin skirts..pair a transparent tulle slip dress with a stretch nude body suit, and you can look virtually naked for only $550. Cathy: Why not wear nothing at all?? If we want to throw away all the respect, price and personal power women have earned. If we want to encourage the world to view us as brainless bodies, why not just march around wearing nothing at all??! Saleswoman: Wouldn't be wispy. Other Saleswoman: Also, wouldn't be a commission.
