Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 30, 2023

Horace will now sing “Where Do I Go” from Hair.

It must be what Jesse Pinkman used to dissolve that body.

I hope you weren’t planning on using it anytime soon. But then, you’re a horse. You don’t even need it.

Bidet your toilet goodbye.

Cleaner? More like Disintegrator.

It not only disinfects and removes stains, it “removes” the whole toilet.

Horace has been shopping at Acme Manufacturing again….!

Sometimes, this is the best option.

seems a little too effective… :{

Got to love Toilet Humor…….Maybe this is the beginning of a series of toilet comics, like Horace and his elevator.

So much for the porcelain throne….Neigh-ver dump the whole bottle at once….

Probably one of those cleaners you’re supposed to apply and then immediately wipe off again…

What a Commodian….

Might cure covid too.

I suppose I shouldn’t ask how the bottle holds it without dissolving?

The toilet has been reduced to an amorphous puddle of goo. But look at that shine!

https://whitney.org/collection/works/425

:)

When the place “to go” is gone.

sigh. too close to home unfortunately. I rent and they have replaced my tub’s interior 2×. I’ve been super gentle with cleaning it, however I have found the stuff they use is either too cheap, or the gentlest of cleaning solutions is too harsh, as it peels the paint right off. I am basically cleaning with water and cotton balls at this point.

My mom has finally convinced me to stop using Drano and similar products, because they’re bad for the pipes’ longevity.