Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 18, 2023

“Two pandemic years?” If this festival is held in the Spring annually, that would account for 2020 and 2021, but what happened last year? Did Lillian the Lizard skip it for fear of catching something her cold-blooded metabolism couldn’t handle, or did we time jump again? Can Harley the transchronal janitor please straighten this out?

Hey so did anyone else notice they added Crankshaft strips going back to 2003 to the archives?

Especially since it’s been THREE years!

Reverse time travel?

At that age she is right!

A lot of people and events were lying low last year.

“It’s nice to be seen, not viewed.”

When might that funeral take place?

Yeah… the “three week pause” which lasted two years..

Haha! XD

Crankshaft: I disguised myself as Barbara Bush!