In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 23, 2023

He doesn’t need to. He can hit me with his tail, or sit on me. Or fart in my general direction.

There’s not many different ways/places to hit him above the belt.

But what if he learned from Mike Tyson?

He can reach you with his overbite.

“Try not to look tasty!”

Unlike Mike Tyson, he`ll bite more than your ear off.

But he can easily eat you!

And, no hitting below…

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Good advice, go toe to toe out of there.

I never realized that “going toe to toe” came literally from boxing