Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 20, 2023

sorry. there’s neither underarm deodorant nor toothpaste for octupi.

Cut off one limb and two more take its place.

Going to go with underarms. The alternative is, uh… rather gross.

Inspired by that video chimp smelling his finger, I assume.

Those cephalopoda can be almost human-like at times, truly astonishing.