Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 30, 2023

Let’s rephrase that, Flo: does Andy have to fight every fella that lives in the country?

If the guy is out of town, people should praise Andy for protecting the borders and the town’s folk.

Is that what we call a neon light for a beezer?

Nobody hit him, he ran into his own ego.

Wait ’til he brawls with a lad from Llanelly in Wales!

Those chaps have a mighty thirst!

Andy wouldn’t have a chance!

In today’s “Red and Rover” strip, it is mentioned that one of Rover’s friends has a bandaged nose as well. To see how that dog got his nose hurt, read today’s “Red and Rover”.

Would the result have been the same if Sunderland had bought Andy a drink…?!

She must really love this guy……………..hmmmmmmmm!

Broken nose again, Andy?

@rjm Got a notice that you’d replayed to a post 2 days ago (3/28). I went back to look and saw where you were going to “brew” up a few. Clever post & I missed it at the time. Cheers!

Many years ago I was in a pub in Glasgow. I am a 6’ 250 lbs from Texas and this little bity Scot tried to pick a fight with me in the Loo for no particular reason. I ignored him because I didn’t want to hurt the little fellow and he went and picked on someone else. Anyway I always think of him when I read Andy. :-)

Another question comes to mine, how is there anyone left to buy him pints?

No doubt that chap from Sunderland will never set foot in Andy’s town again. (Then again, he may have won that fight.)

Andy must be the “un-nicest” little sod around