Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 16, 1997
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Cathy: Attention, body! We have one week before the holiday food season begins. Let's review! When we're tempted to hide in the kitchen eating pumpkin pie instead of speaking to the relatives, we say...NO! When we're handed a plate of Christmas cookies or chocolate Santas every time we walk into a home or office, we say...NO! When we're told we'll insult the hostess if we don't eat a slab of her homemade holiday fudge, we say...NO! Excellent! A year of hard work has paid off! What grand truth have we discovered about ourselves that enables us to say "no" with such conviction?? We know there's still half a bag of Halloween candy in the freezer!! Living in this body is like trying to control a preschool by myself.