Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 22, 2023

I just stuck a feather in my cap. Does that count?

Elbow macaroni pushes its way in. No reinforcements required.

Waiting. Always waiting. Who does this macaroni art think it is?

I am not very arts and craftsy. Macaroni art requires talent I don’t have.

Black Gender Pac Man eating donut holes.

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What rhymes with Eyebrow Plucking?

Is that Norman Bates dressed as his mother?

Metric macaroni madness.

Pore ol’ Ned couldn’t get the rest of the town on board with his cross dressing. The crafts projects, which he thought would be so convincing, didn’t work at all.

It is said, a true measure of a man is not of the sauce, but the pasta he uses to entice the senses of his proboscis!

Springs, wagon wheels and rigatoni …OH MY!

Base of project may be a kite with key on the tail. Then the future of an electric banana for a Donovan, with Ben Franklin as the very next phase.

Michael Palin’s attempts to recreate some of his old Monty Python skits were not met with critical acclaim when he performed at the Froglandia Lameness Theatre & Geriatric Center.

Kraft is King, Mac ‘n Chez, w/The Chef Boyardee Spaghetti O’s to follow as reinforcement.

May the force help to eat cold version’s of these products.

If you wait long enough, macaroni becomes moldy … in spite of all the paint, glitter, and Elmer’s Glue …!

( i.e. old Xmas ornaments & tree toppings )

Macaroni Art on the flying trapeze.

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Pac Man is going to eat her nose hairs.

Elmers to the rescue. The last contribution of the old gray mare.

Aunt Winnie better shape up and show her worth, she’s looking a little gray herself.

During arts and crafts at The Froglandia Institute of Higher Mental Dysfunction, she broke into song over her macaroni art.

The girl I used to love lives in this yellow house. Yesterday she passed me by. She doesn’t want to know me now. Oh, can you see the real me? Can ya, can ya? Can you see the real me, can ya?

They gave her project four stars. What a suck-up. I’ll bet she’s been skipping her meds.

Nose-to-nose macaronic verse resuscitation? Artfully unPac-Manned?

Meanwhile, the defensive perimeter was expanded and anti-sapping measures were taken. Most importantly, the Creamettes were boiled, making them limp noodles and militarily useless….

The Great Pasta War was lost even before it was snarfed up!

…has to be Beefaroni…

…it’s hard to swallow…

…(so is Chef Boyardee)…