Monty by Jim Meddick for April 30, 2023

The censor will be looking at the comments very carefully on this one.

Well, that’s deflating.

He could have used some assistance in doing this – perhaps from a helpmate: Some people have difficulty tying the knot.

Breakout the crackers.

I hate tying balloons too. Fingers are too thick!

I don’t have any confidence in Monty with streamers either. That man could mess up a wet dream.

Mm

I guess Monty’s balloon didn’t come from …………………………… “China”!

Monty blew it.

This is why I cannot make balloon animals. :)

Must be Chinese balloons – they make them extra sturdy in case they’re needed for spying

He won’t get hired as a prop person for It III.

I thought he was going to make a balloon weenie dog.

Good old FumbleFingers Monty strikes again! Yeah, E.B. is right. Give up on balloons and go with streamers, requiring neither to be blown up nor to be tied off….