Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 02, 2023

Well he should have spoken more clearly.

That was usually Scotty’s job.

Dr. McCoy : Crazy way to travel, spreading a man’s molecules all over the universe.

Now beam up the rest of him, Spock.

Cute, but I prefer Mad Magazine’s take on it, in their contemporaneous parody of the original series. As I recall, their version of the transporter had all the body parts arriving intact and attached, albeit in somewhat creative ways.

“hot crossed buns”