Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 10, 2023

Farmer has a balance diet. Ham, Meat and Poultry.

I’m guessing this is what Farmer Brown does with the heads after he slaughters them

Everything is used on a pig, and still lots of good cuts on the cow head,

Things have been strangely quiet around the farm lately.

Where is Mrs. Old McDonald?

Old McDonald took an axe,

And gave his bovine 40 whacks.

When he saw what he had done,

He gave his poultry 41.

Then he went after the pig . . .

Somehow I feel those trophies don’t give him the macho thrill that big game hunters get from their stuffed and mounted trophies.

Why not?

“And on that farm he had some cows…”

but not for long