Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 22, 2023

That was a put on…..

OH, I’m sorry, I forgot to lift the lid.

I thought it deserved a standing ovation.

She must mean reclining front bucket seats because a bird’s restroom usually is a freshly washed car.

Birds do it anywhere!

You should know that Roz, you are one!

Yes – best to leave it “in harm’s way”, because heaven forbid the woman should ever have to adjust it herself.

Not sure that Shoe understood the question.

I grew up with a dog. So I was sort of condition to lower both the seat and lid so the dog wouldn’t drink from the toilet.

What should you say to the seat?

I told my wife I leave it up to check for spiders. Never heard another word.

I think women are so inconsiderate when they leave the toilet seat down and men have to constantly lift it.

If I was born without a Y chromosome, I would prefer to find the toilet seat up, where it was less likely to have been splashed upon.

Now that’s funny, in fact I’m going to use that line the next time my girl asks me that..LOL

Toilets should be complimented…they put up with a lot of sh!t.

gotta remember that!

Toilet seats are holey.

Somehow, I imagine their washroom is a limb overhanging a sidewalk.

Roz is Canadian?

Is Shoe saying he’s a peice of S>>T?

When my kids were young and they said “dad, put me down!” I called them miserable sniveling little snots. My wife wasn’t amused.

complimenting is okay just don’t baptize them please