Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 01, 2023

Should have applied to Harvard.

Yeah, like every one of them had like 14 kids.

Isn’t Zipper aware of the Curse of Atreus hanging over the Kennedy family?

He should have named his uncle; after all, Zonker is an English m’lord!!

“Never can hurt.”

I’ve always disliked Zipper – he’s just an entitled, uncharming version of Zonker.

I wonder if people who actually graduated Walden University (yeah, not college) sort of cringe when they see this sort of thing?

Good thing we dumped royalty in this country, huh?

Of course, offering to pay the tuition in cash is what sealed the deal. :)

That they admit to….

Blessed Beltaine all! (Or if you’d prefer, Happy May Day) (But Beltaine is a lot more fun!)

I guess that would be the only good side to being a Kennedy.

Not being aware of Zonker having any siblings, how did he become an uncle?