Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 03, 2023

Does Valley Tech have a player named Kevin Custer?

Because Kareem’s “Apache Basketball” seems to be wearing the opposition down….

So by putting in “Apache Basketball” the day before the finals, Milford is suddenly in better shape than Valley Tech.

Do it Coach Kim. Kick Lukey’s big hairy a$$. You know you wanna…

P1 Captan Obvious speaks!

P2 BHHL has an EES attack when his player admits the guys are gassed. Not by the effects of ‘Apache Basketball’ but by the after effects of the pregame meal of AMAAAAZING sloppy joes.

P3 Coach Kim thought bubble: All PAC 12 and that’s all you f-ing got?

BHHL out Gil-ing Gil.

P3- Is Coach Kim originally from Milford? Looks like he covered that tonsure with some hair in a can.

P3 Fistpump Man (or family member) gesturing in the background what Coach Kim is thinking in reaction to BHHL’s coaching advice.

Great coaching Luke! Don’t bother using your bench.

The sloppy joes must have had extra lean ground beef in them.

P-1: The Rim? What movie was Luke watching last night?

P-2: All the uniform changing has finally caught up with VT.

P-3: Luke comes out of the closet. First, he supports Kim’s strategy that has kept the game close. Then, a very feminine hand reaches over to take Kim’s manly arm. Keri isn’t the only one hoping to get lucky, tonight.

“Take a charge”? What does that even mean?

Flop time….Martinez must be good at teaching his kids that

I think they are no longer reporting the score, or the time left to avoid snarky comments.

State Champion Coach Gil likes acting like a smart executive. He brought in a weird stranger as a consultant, watched a power-point presentation (on Geronimo, Gil remembers), takes his advice, and now can’t help himself by waving to the crowd. The legend grows.

P1- With Kareem as the ref, the fix is in. Vito will not be happy.

Wow, Coach Kim is not a fan of BHHL’s strategy. I guess Kim is in the, “who cares about defense, just outscore them!” camp. And speaking of camp, I hope you’re in the “fan of Mopped Up Thorp” camp.

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So VT changed their uniforms again, but at least this time it’s one of the 4 they’ve already worn this game. BHHL on the other hand has decided to start changing his tie for some reason.