Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 29, 2023

Go to sleep or I’ll get Jeffy to come in here and kick your *.

With apologies to Billy Preston, will it go ’round in Circus, will it go round in the sky?

I could never remember if it’s The Family Circle or The Family Circus. Both make sense, I guess.

When he wakes up, does he say “hello, Dolly”?

He could well convert to Dolly Parton!!

Hello Lewis?

He should try something interesting and new, to chase out the old and entrenched. Manga could be just the thing.

The dark side of Dollywood.

Count sheep like Horace the horse.

Aaaaackk!

Maybe it’s just his Hello Kitty P.J.s ….

My bed feels like a pallet when I try to sleep and it feels luxurious when I have to get up.

Map needed.

Zzzzzzz’s

Fortunately, I have no “Dolly” problem falling asleep or otherwise, since I don’t read Family Circus.

If anything, my problem is that I fall asleep too easily, whether when trying to stay awake late (i.e., early AM), which I used to do quite easily when younger, or even when at my computer keyboard, off of which my near-narcoleptic numbskull has been known to bounce….

…Hello, Dolly…

…can you break up with Jolene?…