Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 15, 2023

It’s important to look at the big picture.

This is like the old joke about someone whose dancing skills have only two problems—her feet.

No regrets. No egrets either.

Our friend Pig, keeping it simple!

got some life left Pig!

Depends on how you count, eh?

This seems pretty deep especially after someone else said about Pastis maybe having a rough spot about a week ago

I think we can all say that.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life Pig! (Might want to give Rat time a little less)!

I’ve never gretted anything, so I can’t regret anything.

Regrets? I’ve had a few. But then…

I regret having no regrets.

I’ve regretted never trying to start my animation career sooner. That, and rejecting a girl who liked me in high school.

Maybe the same “No Regerts” tattoo the Invisible Man got in this morning’s Garfield comic.

I regret not being born to rich parent$.

No sense in having regrets. Sh!t happens. Don’t worry, be happy.

Why not start now? Change your life for the better. Key clause.

There are things I regret doing but, on the whole, I’ve had a fairly decent life. A do-over could be worse.

But I’ll worry about that tomorrow…..☹️

I have no regrets and there’s nothing in my life that I’d do differently … because if I had, then I’d probably never have gotten to this wonderful place in my life, sharing with the wonderful people who are now in my life, who might not have been, if I’d done things differently.

Old quote by Marx: “If I had my life to live over, I’d live over a delicatessen”.

“You only remember the losses.” John Madden. “You only remember the regrets.” Breeze Labonte

failing to accidentally kill myself at 15 turned out to be a major mistake.

I hear you, Pig.

I know the feeling. I think it really stinks that we don’t get a dress rehearsal before we have to do life for real.

We can build this dream together

Standing strong forever

Nothing’s gonna stop us now

This one hits a little too close to the mark :)

Hey, he’s survived without ending up on someone’s breakfast plate!

I don’t really have any regrets in life, with the possible exception of people I may have hurt along the way, and opportunities not taken.

Well, yeah, there is that little thing….

Well, not my entire life. Just 99% of the major decisions…