Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 11, 2023

“No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women/ No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark” — The Vapors, “Turning Japanese”

I agree with boss for once

You could say that he NOS a good thing when he sees it.;-D

I wonder what prompted him to put up a sign like that in an office.

Who wears short shorts? / We wear short shorts / They’re such short shorts / We like short shorts / Who wears short shorts? / We wear short shorts

Luddite..someone who is technophobic.

-ite means follower so a lewdite would be a fan, not in opposition. Luddite were originally fans of Ned Ludd, a skilled weaver by hand, and they opposed to using machines to take over their skilled craft.

Thing a thong of thixth penth……………

Whatever this boss is doing isn’t twerking.

killjoy. bet see-through yoga pants are out, too…