Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 02, 2023

Love this

“And at least think about washing your own laundry…”

Well, there you go. Anne Rice could have saved writing thousands of pages.

But speaking of beards – vampires are poorly shaved because they have no mirror image.

I just want to grow a beardette.

I think that caring for vampires and keeping the castle clean is Renfield’s job

I never understood the appeal of vampires. Cannot imagine making love to something that cold.

He didn’t hear a word she said.

Plus, a little blood letting now and again is healthy.

Yeah, still can’t get over Ant Man and Wasp Lady!

The whole “vampire” thing comes back around every ten years or so. Fortunately, we seem to be in hiatus right now. We’re currently beating the theme of “superheroes” to death.

I’d just like to see a vampire story which is not based on the Hollywood idea of a vampire (or werewolves for that matter).