Tex by Jesse Atwell for April 24, 2023

You’re going to be disappointed when they do arrive, so think of them as Schrödinger’s x-ray glasses. As long as they’re still in transit, you still have hope that they will work!

Poor Tex is learning a hard lesson about what it was like to grow up in the 20th century.

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.

Blue smile? It’s blue because it’s a sad smile

I remember those being advertised in comic books when I was growing up. Never had them. Never wanted them.

Even the boxes with the blue smiles don’t come in 24 hours any more!

And paranoia proceeds to set in.