Close to Home by John McPherson for April 13, 2023

I assure you Noah. Bleeb ain’t pregnant.

Noah should have swatted the two mosquitoes when he had the chance…

What is your desired result?

The bear is going to come around the corner and maul Noah!

loaded 2 by 2. What about the other 27 genders? He should have had a bigger ark.

At least SOME exceptions can be granted I think. Rabbits for example. They’re reproduction machines par excellance.;-D

I’m thinking the folks at The Ark Encounter might have the right idea on this issue- there’s nothing to say that the animals were mature adults. In fact, it would make a lot of sense to load up with young versions of all the land animals, to save on space and food supplies. They can get around to maturing into reproduction mode once the ride is over.

What did he feed the lions?

With the whole 2 by 2 theme, I was looking for a second Bleeb. Then I realized that he was a stowaway, not part of the actual “Ark” program.

Leaving Idaho?

Hmm yeah I would think the ark was the CAUSE of pregnancy

The unicorns were gay. That’s why we don’t have them anymore.

We have to assume they were already instituting gender testing.

Hahahahaha!!!!!

It’s speculated that the animals brought aboard were young. They took up less space, required less food and wouldn’t attack each other. And still serve the purpose intended when the waters receded.

“It had to be ewe, it had to be ewe. . .” Bleeb! Stop that! :)

Better test the rabbits, frequently.

The rabbit died.

Coupling after you board is not allowed…

Science channel had an episode that Noah could have had all the animals on the Ark…if what he was transporting was their DNA

Noah’s Ark has to be the dumbest myth in a book full of dumb myths. How do you religious nuts take any of this nonsense for real???

Even the rabbits? Why even bother?

Well, I suppose it’s necessary, given the available space on the Ark … Too bad the Unicorn’s didn’t make it … ;)

Only one bleeb?

I guess none of the dinosaurs were pregnant, eh?

Bleeb got a window seat. Good for him.