Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for April 14, 2023

“Nostrildamus.”

What!? Milk from cows? No way, milk comes from stores.

Explosion and fire at a dairy farm here in Texas. 18,000 dairy milk cows killed. Wonder how much milk will go up in price.

That is just an urban legend.

I bet, if a cow heard that, milk might come out of its nose. :)

OH, yuck, gag, blah…

I thought everyone knew that milk comes from your moocous membranes.

When I was a kid, my still-under-construction brain would generate a lapse or two in logic. Not quite as dumb as this kid, however.