Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 22, 1999
August 21, 1999
August 23, 1999
Transcript:
Woman: Are you hungry? Cathy/man friend: Familshed! Woman: Come grab a plate! Cathy/man: We'll just look, thanks. Woman: Help yourselves to food! There are hamburgers... Man: E coli bacteria. Cathy: Carcinogenic grilling fumes. Woman: There's chicken.. Man: Salmonella. Cathy: Filty inhumane factory farms. Woman: Fish... Man: Toxic streams, pollumted oceans. Cathy: Mercury poisoning. Woman: ..Crackers and cheese. Man: Listeria bacteria. Cathy: Bovine growth hormone. Woman: Salad... Man: Insecticides, pecticides. Cathy: Contaminated ground water. Woman: Organic melon ball on a non-disposable, environmentally friendly plate! Man/Cathy: Lead in the china pattern! Woman: ..Pie.. Man: Another activist dies at the dessert table. Cathy: Were the berries washed with disinfectant soap?
