Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 18, 2023

“Crackatoea.”

Or breaking news.

Break a leg.

Oh-ho-hp-ho. Everybody was kung fu watching. Those cats had TV flicker lighting. In fact, it was a whole lot frightening. But they watched with commercial timing.

When you are able to not break the table with your hand (and break your hand), it will be time for you to leave and get a new coffee table.

Those guys were fast as lightning, in fact was a little bit frightening, but it was with expert timing

I guess In Cold Blood is out of the question.

Fooey!

And it’s something she likes…….

You should try a flying kung fu kick next.

Please stop breaking the furniture

The least she can do is clear the broken table, so as not to remind him of his transgressions!

Looks like an irresistible force met an immovable object.

And this is why we can’t have nice things.

When life imitates martial art.

Well, that was a nasty crack.

Good one…