Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 19, 2023

She’s got a “metallic” personality.

Ah yes, she’s Jim Croce’s ‘Roller Derby Queen’.

That’s not going to stick.

There’s a lot to love about her

I’m attracted to you just like this magnet is attracted to steel.

I can see myself stuck to you just like this magnet will be stuck on your refrigerator.

DUCK!!!!! and not with orange sauce – straight jab to the nose!

It could be the wrong thing to say.

great, now the surprise is ruined… guess all that’s left is what kind it is. :L

I hope it’s a short stay for you in the hospital, assuming you survive the initial impact….

I don’t see the problem. There’s some nice fridge magnets out there. This is an affront to all those in the fridge magnet industry. What’s Mike got against them?

He wanted to give you something you can identify with, since obviously spend a lot of time at the refrigerator.

Ouch! The banality of thoughtlessness.