Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 29, 2023

“Swirling” dervish.

He looks a bit flushed.

Has Ty-D-Bol breath.

so what if i have? why does yours?

If only he hadn’t been panting and had his head sticking out of the window while driving, he probably wouldn’t have gotten pulled over.

Yeah, so? ….when the lid is up…why not?

It’s also known as Johnny water .

But there’s no alcohol in the toilet water.

And, your tags are expired, too.

The Blue Water Dispenser is what might have put you over the limit.

Driving under the influence of ty-de-bol.

Yeah, Jim Beam, my owner just p iss ed and forgot to flush…