Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for April 13, 2023

Maybe her crystal ball needs GPS!

I’m pretty sure he knows where he wants to go, and the swami is guessing wrong, …, again, and again.

Don’t quit you day job….oy

Do not operate distracting psychic apparatus while driving.

Tragically, while distracted, she never saw the next red light she would drive through thus getting T-boned and ending her lucrative Uber career.

So much for your crystal ball.

“But I got the crystal ball, he saidAnd held it to the lightSo I snatched it, all away from himAnd I showed him how to do it right”