Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 10, 2023

and Andy managed to not fall into the canal drunk as usual

weird spot for a hamstring but I guess nothing shouldsurprise us with Andy!

I hate it when that happens

He’s supposed to string his shoes, not his ham.

a dedicated fellow indeed

Capp is so stinkin’ drunk it’s surprising he can even feel the pain!!

He can still do a pub crawl.

Another example of the saying “Better late than never.”

He’ll pull the other one after the game running to the pub.

You can tell that Andy likes his beer. Hi is hopping to the game and doesn’t seem bitter at all. What a stout fellow he is to his teammates.

He pulled it so badly that it’s down to his calf.

Hammy is in the thigh not below knee.

It looks like Andy has been riding on Charlie Horse.

Um… that’s not his hamstring he’s holding.

Can’t keep a good drunk down…….yes you can!

Poor Andy! The sacrifices one makes for sport.

It’s more likely he injured himself in a brawl at the pub.

Well, that’s what happens when you do your pregame warmup in the pub.

Why doesn’t he take up running instead? That way he can make as many “pit stops” as he likes!

xxx

Guess Andy won’t be punching anyone out, then.

Andy’s hamming it up a bit. No Oscar for you!

Sounds very real.