Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 17, 2023

Depends on where those lips have been after the milk.

She kisses him on the mouth so what’s the difference? However, my ex used my toothbrush once and I boiled it.

There should be a rule that if/when you drink out of the carton, you have to finish it (right then). [You should not put it back in the fridge for others to get milk from.]

you can’t drink a glass of milk from the carton.

you drink it from a glass.

Is she just accusing him, or is he lying? He said he had a “glass” of milk.

How can it be “a glass of milk” if it’s right out of the carton?