Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 21, 2023

I’d think the bear would better suit the NFL. Defensive lineman, check. Offensive terror? Check.

A Kodiak bear? I’d try to get a picture with him.

But can the bear dribble?

Linebacker.

Sign him as a wrestler.

I’d grab a handful of poop and throw it in his face!

OK….where would you get it?

Oh, don’t worry. It’ll be there!

Play dead.

Yep, exactly what football and basketball players are . . . Why don’t we revere real athletes?