Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 22, 2023

I don’t think they go that far.

Log on to GoogleEarth satellite view.

Far enough so you don’t have to see him pooping on the neighbor’s lawn 3 houses down. And since you didn’t see it, you can convince yourself you shouldn’t have to clean it up.

If you have to use a telescope …

… maybe you (and not the dog) have gone too far.

Retractable leashes are awful. You have no control of your dog. And they are a danger to bikers who can’t see them when your dog crosses the path without you. I’ll stay with a good old 6 foot leather lead.

I don’t like retractable leashes but this is funny.

This would REALLY be funny if that retractable leash had a rewind button like a tape measure does.

Wow, that’s one long leash!

How? That doesn’t look like a rangefinder…

“They” (whoever they are) should outlaw retractable leashes!

Now hit the button and watch the dog go fwing!

She should hound him to stop with this nonsense.

It will go all the way to the end, but that’s just a guess.