Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for April 14, 2023

But hogging the bed is not as fun when there is no one to roll to the cold floor…

I thought Winnie was married to the guy in the wheelchair.

I still can’t bring myself to sleep on my late husband’s side of the bed.

Get a better night’s sleep, too,

I have been playing tug-o-war with the covers for over 40 years. Sort of interested in who gets to win.

I have a queen sized bed and I use all of it.

Well, there’s sleeping around, and then there’s sleeping around.

Also reminds me of a Dave Berg Lighter Side from Mad Magazine, where a woman comments on her friend’s recent weight gain. The friend ruefully explains that it’s “from sin.” The woman is astonished, until her friend explains, “Yeah, you know, the kids leave food over, and it’s a sin to waste it, so I eat it.”