Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 20, 2023

Must be using Crap Erase.

Jealousy and gossip spring eternal

Women……….

My new phone has a feature where your fingerprint on the start button unlocks it. The miracles of modern technology, aka What could possibly go wrong?

Some people are so insecure ….pitiful.

Apparently facial recognition doesn’t work when you’re in surgery. Found that out not too long ago.

How they know it is her, then?

She’s had her face lifted so many times she’s talking through her hat.

She had to switch to a pin number.

Can you have too much work on your thumbs?

I’ve been amazed when my phone recognizes me while I’m wearing a hat and sunglasses.